"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
I’ll probably third wheel at my own wedding
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude
someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves
what have you done
i cant believe christopher columbus discovered america AND directed the first two harry potter films what an incredible man